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Leaving Demotivational Poster


WALK OF SHAME -


TAGS: leaving after a one night stand
Rating: 3.77/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

Buzzramjet - August 1, 2012, 9:05 pm
Are you kidding? Just the opposite. Let's everyone know I got LAID that night before.
agdaniele - May 9, 2010, 3:09 am
That never works.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 3:07 am
Practice saying "he was cleaning it, It just went off"....there could be insurance,
agdaniele - May 9, 2010, 3:05 am
I was told I wasn't allowed to. But, he has one... I'll buy the bullet, cross my fingers, and hope for depression to take hold.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 2:54 am
Can he afford a gun?....you might want to go the extra mile.
agdaniele - May 9, 2010, 2:51 am
I can front him a bullet.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 2:47 am
That's sad..... couldn't you front him a taco stand or something?...get him back on his feet.
agdaniele - May 9, 2010, 2:44 am
Mine is so unsuccessful with women, he'd be rejected by women's clothing.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 2:42 am
*Brother
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 2:42 am
I know all aboot your vrother.....wouldn't surprise me to find him dressed as a woman..... you know aboot my brother as well.
ICEMAN - May 9, 2010, 2:40 am
I don't believe it matters.
agdaniele - May 9, 2010, 2:39 am
Bad news, moooo.... I only have a brother.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 2:34 am
That's what your sister said.
ICEMAN - May 9, 2010, 2:34 am
Eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww!!!
agdaniele - May 9, 2010, 2:33 am
You hurt my anus.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 2:32 am
Don't say that...you'll hurt my feeling.
ICEMAN - May 9, 2010, 2:30 am
It's OK Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. We hate you just as much as you hate yourself.
agdaniele - May 9, 2010, 2:30 am
I miss Thailand, too.
Sean - May 9, 2010, 2:27 am
Ah memories (mammories not included).
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 2:25 am
The pizza guy ruined my response.....I hate myself...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 2:24 am
sonner? ... That "english for Mexicans" class isn't helping much, eh?
agdaniele - May 9, 2010, 2:24 am
Yes, sonner... it's a european term for "more quickly or at once" - it loses something in the translation.
ICEMAN - May 9, 2010, 2:22 am
Sonner?
agdaniele - May 9, 2010, 2:20 am
He'd have figured it out sonner if he was even slightly into oral!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 2:15 am
No, The worst part is realizing she's not a she....what?....it only happened once....and now I have a new friend. hey Aggy!
ICEMAN - May 9, 2010, 2:12 am
The worst part is the realization that it is your place.
agdaniele - May 9, 2010, 2:12 am
I mowed her lawn... isn't that enough?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 2:10 am
as long as you leave enough pesos on her night stand, I think you're OK Aggy.
agdaniele - May 9, 2010, 2:09 am
That there is the look of both trying to remember where you put your car keys and that awkward decision to let yourself out... to avoid morning conversation... but, that means you have to leave her front door unlocked. Is that wrong?
Cubbybear - May 8, 2010, 2:02 pm
The walk is at least easier now that your balls are drained.5/5


THIS IS BULLSHIT - I'm leavin'


TAGS: shadow of the colossus bullshit leaving leavin leavin
Rating: 2.32/5
J35u5M4 - September 16, 2008, 11:19 am
That Colossus was hard lol
Ronny - June 10, 2008, 4:39 pm
Oh, come on, you could at least try !
Les - June 9, 2008, 4:39 am
Me too follow the Les shaped blur!
Guest - May 24, 2008, 6:43 am
Indeed


OVERTHINKING SHIT -


TAGS: leaving the wedgie worthy thoroughly unwedgied
Rating: 3.48/5

More motifakes by Sean

jmac0585 - July 10, 2009, 10:07 am
Wile E. thinks this broad is obsessive.
agdaniele - July 9, 2009, 8:09 pm
Down's syndrome version of Mouse Trap.


HAPPINESS -


TAGS: bang bang shoot shoot leaving iraq
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by Airman

Airman - March 31, 2011, 1:47 pm
yes, those are the lyrics. These soldiers are happy cuz their leaving Iraq, so their guns are cold.. little play on words?
PixieRose - March 31, 2011, 1:44 pm
1) if you're trying to quote the Beatles its "happiness is a warm gun" 2) this pic is fucking epic


TRUE TO WHO? -


TAGS: leaving changing lying
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by holymoly

Sho - April 17, 2012, 12:25 pm
I thought she's holding it between her legs
axe11154 - April 17, 2012, 8:10 am
who elce noticed the arm thing on the other side of the women
caveman - April 17, 2012, 1:08 am
(clap, clap, clap)
5butjam - April 16, 2012, 7:26 pm
What can I say, I have the best advice!
holymoly - April 16, 2012, 6:06 pm
thanks guys..Much appreciated.. I'm trying to limit the quotifakes & joke fakes per advice from 5butjam
M0rd3kaI - April 16, 2012, 5:52 pm
Very nice Moly, 5L, keep it up
Rick69 - April 16, 2012, 5:37 pm
Impressive... Me gusta...


ALL IN THE FAMILY -




SHATTERED -


TAGS: divorce leaving children
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - October 4, 2012, 10:50 pm
Thank You. You have alot of great posters also.
Sho - October 4, 2012, 10:35 am
Love your style. 5L


WHEN I SEE YOU -




DEPARTURES -


TAGS: goodbye leaving
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by rerun

spacedog - May 10, 2010, 11:37 pm
Well done rerun, 5Ls.


ANONYMOUS -


TAGS: i will save the world without ever leaving my moms basement
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

forseti - April 3, 2010, 5:12 pm
so true! 5
TheTrashHeap - March 15, 2010, 8:53 pm
Did you just quote an actor? Are we supposed to take that seriously?
Anonymous2 - March 14, 2010, 1:21 pm
Losing my anonymity in this world I think is something that I find terrifying. - Alex O'Loughlin
agdaniele - March 13, 2010, 11:19 pm
Many unknowns united in a quest to achieve a goal that they haven't thought through well enough.
Treehodger - March 13, 2010, 8:23 pm
Nothing Suits Me Like A Suit. Great fucking song. Been listening to it all day. Also, great poster. 5 double breasted suits!
Bartimaeus - March 13, 2010, 6:48 pm
Anonymity is overrated...unless you have a really embarrassing job...
lesterinside - March 13, 2010, 5:52 pm
I bow to that. 5L!!!


COMPANIONSHIP -




MOTIFAKE -




Reason's for Leaving Facebook -


TAGS: facebook reasons leaving politics ex
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Ism

GaryO - October 28, 2013, 8:41 am
That’s the top three. I've got like 27 more. Hate the place. Been poked so many times by people I don’t know I feel like the mamma in a yo mamma joke.
Reality Lord - October 28, 2013, 6:42 am

Lol...sooooo true


INDIVIDUALITY -


TAGS: leaving no forwarding address
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - June 1, 2010, 1:39 pm
There's assuming the fetal position, there's running around in a blind panic, there's cowering in the underbrush, there's doing all three in rapid succession ... there's tonnes of choices.
Derek - May 31, 2010, 7:36 pm
Surely it takes no courage at all - there is no choice
agdaniele - May 31, 2010, 6:30 pm
Excellence, as always.


IN SEARCH OF MEMORIES -




You're gonna Miss Me When I'm Gone -


TAGS: missing person hidden leaving secrets
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - December 14, 2014, 5:07 pm
Thanks crotchety...and it's our little secret right?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 14, 2014, 11:47 am
5o true. Except when foul play is involved. Then suddenly there are witnesses from every corner of the earth.


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